Hello people! Here's the results for the personality test that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named took last week during one of our favourite lessons!
Prof Hooi and I asked She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named kindly to pick the best 5 names that she likes from the list below. We did not tell her that she was in fact, picking the names of her future husbands.
Abu Darbi
Bob
Chapteh
Darjeeling
Eunuge
Fundi
Guitaravas
Hairy Potter
Indiana Jones
Jonas
Krunchie
Lucky
Marni
Neeny
Otello
Plaza
Queue-up-please
Rent-please
Samy
Tallie
Underarm
Vivavoom
Wash
X-factor
Yellowdirtyfellow
Zebra
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named chose:
Bob
Hairy Potter
Indiana Jones
Jonas
Samy
Prof Hooi's analysis:
From She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's choices, we can tell that she is simple minded because the name of the man of her dreams can only have one syllable. She has a fetish for hair, and pottery. She dreams of wondering through the jungle with Indiana Jones. She loves Rensyn so much that she likes the hair of Nick Jonas. The name of her favourite employer's kid starts with S.
Prof Nicole's analysis:
From She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's results, it is clearly shown that she likes males with simple and easy to pronounce names, such as Bob and Samy. This is probably due to her inability to master the English language. She seems to enjoy the company of famous people. In short, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's future husband will be famous and his name would be something easy to pronounce.
We will be conducting an IQ test probably next week during our favourite lesson. Until then, do your Bio Gene Expression tutorial up to question 2 (for discussion tomorrow) and wait patiently for the next update(:
By the way, Prof Hooi has set up Maria Diaries on Livejournal to document Maria's daily life. It is not updated yet though. Keep watching that space! mariadiaries.livejournal.com
Cheers! Let's see how many more goals Liverpool can bang past Singapore. It's 5-0 at the moment :D
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