Heng Yh All students must JIA YOU for PROMOS!!! *BOOMZzz*
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Unlikemm obviously mr heng is trying to shoo ppl like me off fb and go study instead
but i must say this,
his message is super cute HAHA :D
noticed this when i was wasting time on fb
mm study hard! though i doubt anyone will kena retained but it'll be nice to do well for promos so you wnt kena niao or anything (hinthint)
jy!
junan :D
i dedicate this song to 09S76 (:
12 Days to Promos
(advised not to sing out loud)
12 days to promos Mr Tan gave to me,
12 revision papers.
11 days to promos my mother gave me,
11-in-1 herb tonic,
and 12 revision papers.
10 days to promos my classmates gave to me,
10 times peer pressure,
11-in-1 herb tonic,
and 12 revision papers.
9 days to promos i went to popular,
bought 9 working pens,
gave 10 times the cash,
drank 11-in-1 herb tonic,
tried to do revision papers.
8 days to promos my classmaid glared at me,
for 8 long seconds,
cos i didn't give her a pen,
she whacked me 10 times,
drank my herb tonic,
and stole my revision papers.
7 days to promos mr heng gave to me,
7 inch bio notes,
8 topics worth,
used a few of my 9 pens,
got 10 times the pressure,
drank 11-in-1 herb tonic,
and tried to do revision papers.
6 days to promos my (favourite) teacher gave to me,
6 more free periods,
7 useful comments,
8-second marking,
9 x 10^78916487364971 sianness,
10 times less pressure,
11 times more business,
for the uncle at the transparent shop.
5 days to promos i gave myself a talk,
you can do it!
6 extra periods,
7 days have passed,
8 topics more,
9 new pens,
pressure is good,
11-in-1 herb tonic,
and 12 revision papers.
4 days to promos a stranger gave to me,
a 4-leaved clover for luck,
you can do it!
6 pats on the back,
7 inch bio notes,
8-second glare,
9 working pens,
10 times the pressure,
11-in-1 herb tonic,
and 12 revision papers.
3 days to promos my pet sheep gave to me,
3 bags of wool,
4-leaved clover (stuck on its hoofs),
you can do it!
6 little lambs,
7 piles of poop,
8-second baas,
9 spoilt shears,
10 times the presure,
knocked over my tonic,
and 12 hours of watching it eat grass.
2 days to promos my calculator showed,
"warning low battery",
i accidentally kicked the sheep,
burnt my 4-leaved clover,
you can do it! (yeah right)
tried to study,
misplaced the bio notes,
ordered the maid to go home,
went popular again,
bought another 10 pens,
drank 11-in-1 herb tonic,
and shredded the revision papers.
1 day to promos i really have no choice,
and hugged the mighty Buddha's legs.
-end-
hope that it brought you guys laughter and entertainment as much as it did for me to think of suitable lyrics.
weekend homework:
bio cancer tutorial
econs tutorial 14
chem halogen derivatives tutorial
gp comprehension exercises
look forward to bio lab next week!
and monday is a holiday(:
cheers!!
I make History.